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[Metal Gear Crisis 1.2]

Whoa Boobies LMAO! Those guards are so dumb and gullible thinking Snake was a plumber and the fact they thought it was the box that sneezed. Is it just me or after Liquid crushed Solid Snake and the sad music started playing it looked like he felt some sort of sympathy and regret for hurting his brother before getting back to his senses. Also I liked the Easter Egg, so that’s how Ocelot got that arm! I remember watching this years back and was a bit disappointed when I saw what I thought was the ending but didn’t know until watching it again that there was a post credits scene showing Snake alive, so that made up for it. I also like how you added additional details to Snake’s facial hair at the end to tie in with his look from MGS2. Again this parody fits in perfectly with the Metal Gear timeline that my brother and I even accept it as canon to the series despite just being a parody. Good job. The extras were pretty good as well.

[Metal Gear Crisis 1.1]

Metal Gear Gear LOL! This and the sequel are excellent parodies of this classic game series that fit in the continuity perfectly. It was funny when Snake kept putting all those guards in the closet but the part when that one guard pissed his pants was kinda gross. It was also funny when that other guard farted.

[Metal Gear Awesome 2]

Still funny like it’s predecessor. Although the part with Otacon pissing nonstop and the soldier’s ass part were pretty gross. Funny that Snake just walked through the lasers and burned to ashes and just ate a ration to bring himself back to life and how he just walked into a minefield and blew up, as well as when he ate part of the locker Otacon was hiding in.

[Metal Gear Awesome]

The funniest part in my opinion was the DARPA Chief taking a shit. It was also funny how Snake folded up Meryl’s gun like a balloon and ate it. I also liked when Snake lost his ear temporarily only to be healed by Jesus just like he healed the Roman Soldier’s ear that Saint Peter cut off.

[The Secret of Dr. Mario]

So, the good Dr. Mario is secretly popping his own pills? That’s really messed up. Since we’re on the topic of drugs it reminds me how in Dr. Mario 64 Wario wants to steal Dr. Mario’s Megavitamins so he can sell the pills and get rich. Technically that makes Wario a drug dealer in a kid’s game. The animation is really good and the video also teaches a good message, winners don’t do drugs!

[Kirby: The Final Feast]

Looks like Kirby got an upset stomach LOL. Sure hope he feels better.

[Brinstar Bloopers]

What are King Koopa, Donkey Kong, and King Dedede doing all the way out in Brinstar? Also I liked the pinball skit.

[Kung Fu! With A Vengeance]

Short but swell.

[It's Freakin' Mario]

Pretty funny. Parts I liked include the Starman and Bowser’s Prank. Also what happened to the Super Mario Land videos?

[Metal Gear Gas]

It was okay. I really tried to enjoy this, and I did for what it is. I can tell you put in some effort. The graphics were okay but not the best. The only parts that were kinda funny in my opinion was Otacon being in love with Snake, Snake kissing his lighter with Meryl on it, and the sandwich part. Not the best Metal Gear Solid parody but definitely not the worst.