SolidSnakeOnAPlane's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mario's Cannon Calamity]

As if castles didn’t cause enough calamity. There’s cannons too. I like how you mixed sprites from SMB3 with SMW and some of the other games. Good job.

[Mario's Castle Calamity 2]

Another classic. Possibly better than the original.

[Mario's Castle Calamity]

A classic.

[A Men's Room Monologue]

Everything this video says about the Men’s Room is 100% true. Recommend it to anyone who needs to know public bathroom experience inside and out.

[Tekken - The Mishima Hairline]

Yep that pretty much sums up what the story of Tekken is like. I actually like Heihachi and hate Kazuya. Heihachi is my favorite character in the series. It was funny seeing Paul with really tall hair and hearing King meow like a cat. Also Ganryu eating ice cream.I’m not sure if this was intentional but you used P. Jack’s and Kunimitsu’s looks from Tekken 2 instead of 1. Kinda funny how it was obviously a man voicing the female characters. The bad voice acting kind of reminds me of of what little clips I’ve seen from Tekken The Motion Picture. Only those who have played the first game will get some of the jokes in this video. One thing though is if it showed baby Kazuya’s penis shouldn’t this be M instead of T? Only characters missing from the first game are Nina, Yoshimitsu, Armor King, Jack, Wang and Devil I think. Also funny seeing Heihachi in a castle like he’s king of the castle just like he’s the King of Iron Fist. All I can say now is I can’t wait for Jin to kill Kazuya! I only liked Kazuya in the first game but that was before he sold his soul to the Devil. Still waiting for Tekken X Street Fighter and Tekken Tag Tournament 3.

[Star Wars Gangsta Rap: SE]

This is a classic. I’ve seen the original video as well. There were some things in the original that were funnier than this version but this one is good as well. Ironically when watching the original unedited theatrical versions of episodes IV-VI on VHS I was able to follow what was going on in those films because of this video. I’m not really a big fan of Star Wars as I find the movies themselves very overrated. All six movies are good for what they are but they’re not what everyone makes them out to be. I personally prefer the games and merchandise over the movies themselves. P.S. Fuck the Sequel Trilogy as those films are NOT canon to me! Thank God I’ve never seen them!

[Earthly Pleasures]

Earth is such a pleasure indeed.

[Trix Revenge: Episode 1]

We all have wanted to see the Trix Rabbit get his Trix but those stupid kids who are the real villains of the Trix commercials eventually get what they had coming. It was only a matter of time until the Trix Rabbit finally snapped. So when will you make a sequel? It’s been 20+ years.

[Squirrel Gets Biked 2]

It was good seeing those stupid kids getting what they had coming. I’d beat up anybody who was torturing an animal because I love animals more than humans. The ending is kinda what killed it for me but that is in the title. My only question is what happened to the first one? If there even was a first one?

[Pleasure Island FINAL CLIMAX]

Better than the previous two. The part with the sauna seemed to bring back the no sense kind of humor of the first three. Thank God I didn’t see Randy’s boobs! He is so fucking creepy but hilarious! I can’t believe for the past several years I believed you hadn’t made any more of these. Guess too many people have left Newgrounds for YouTube. But Newgrounds just makes me feel like I’m in middle school again!