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[Putting Velma down]

That Bitch Had It Coming!

[Dale's Eulogy]

R.I.P. Johnny Hardwick

(No they should NOT bring the show back if Dale, Luanne, and Lucky aren’t going to be in it!) (Especially Dale for that matter!) (Then again they probably shouldn’t bring it back at all as I don’t think it would work in today’s world and the show served it’s purpose.)

“Hank! You’ll Never Believe What Bill Did!”

[Cotton Roots]

The very first slaves to arrive in America in the 1600s were white.

Racist or not, stories like this deserve to be told. Without trying to sound too political or offensive I’m just going to say from a historical perspective (not modern day perspective) two slaves plotting to kill their slave owner, only for one of them to alert the slave owner and in the end one slave gets punished for his actions and the other gets rewarded for being honest and turning in the other slave. (Although he still gets hit some afterwards). From a historical point of view the slave did the right thing by turning in the other slave for plotting to turn against their owner and the loyal slave was given food as a reward. (And also gets beaten as well). In the end the slave plotting to kill the owner gets punished for the right reason and the other slave was rewarded food for doing the right thing. Of course slavery was never a good thing but we do need to be taught about it. Hoping we can learn from our mistakes. Overall the art style was pretty good and the music was pretty fitting and it shows that stories can be told and lessons can be learned without words. That there is history. Not the prettiest part of history but it is something everyone should know and learn about.

[PBJ Time : The Next Gen!]

Sorry Brian, it’s just not doing it today. On a side note I still have no clue what a fricking Banana has to do with Peanut Butter and Jelly. (Also why all the hate?)

[The Horrors of Film Club!]

I can’t help but agree with everything they are saying! If a character in media has always historically been male or Caucasian (Hell, even female or Black, for other examples!) they should be portrayed on film as such! I remember when action heroes used to look like actual gruff and manly tough guys, and now they just look like a bunch of “Pretty Boys”. Either that or they make a female character look good just because they’re female! Rather than actually writing their role good enough so you can actually believe they managed to overcome the odds. The film industry has gone down the toilet! I’d make movies and do them the right way! In the end “Maybe One Day…”

[Low Poly Idle]

Makes me have those old retro 3D video game vibes. The model is pretty good and the music was a nice touch. It looks like footage from an old cancelled RPG game or something like that.

[Final Fight Club]

Pretty good. So at what point in the video did this Final Fight parody referencing Fight Club evolve into its own sketch? Haven’t seen the movie (or read the novel it’s based on for that matter) so please no spoilers. Like the ending said F*** the rules!

VicHD responds:

Originally, it was going to be a long dragged-out joke about "not talking about street fighting", mainly referencing the "Fight Club" trailer.

This eventually grew into an SNL type of sketch where everyone argued over the rules and technicalities of street fighting instead.

[Mario's Dumpster Adventure]

LOL! Dumpsters, Taco-Bells, Saddam Hussein’s sex dungeon, and a cartridge! Very random and hilarious! The voice acting was pretty good as it sounded just like the old DiC Super Mario cartoons. Also liked the animation and references to Hotel Mario among others.

[Mario Meets Patrick Star]

Poor Mario!

[[KK] Rape Bart&Lisa RAPE=]

So bad but hilarious nonetheless. Is Turd of the Week even still a thing to this day? On a side note, door.