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[Freddy vs Jason 2: Shattered Dreams]

This is better than the shit we could’ve gotten which was Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash. Fortunately it was never made as a film but we got a shitty comic that is pretty much a slap in the face to the fan base. I don’t consider that shitty comic as canon because it was on paper and not film. For me both series ended at Freddy vs. Jason (2003). Personally I would have loved to see a sequel featuring Michael Myers being recruited to help Freddy beat Jason but the plan would backfire resulting in an epic three man battle. As for the ending of Freddy vs. Jason (2003) I consider the battle a tie since Jason didn’t deliver the final blow. Sadly I don’t think a sequel would work in today’s world.

[4Z LIFE: S1 E1 - Yard Sale Dilemma (Pilot)]

Makes me think of what my own parents seem to think about the old cube shaped televisions. They tend to believe just because something is old it’s immediately obsolete. When they talk about the “cons” of the old TV’s I tell them they didn’t complain about that when they were growing up and no matter what they (specifically my Dad) say I refuse to give up the old TV. I use it to play older video game consoles (NES for example) and to watch VHS tapes. I actually prefer the older style TVs.

stevetherapper responds:

nostalgia’s real

[Mario Wannabe BIGGER]

Not what I was expecting to happen but pretty enjoyable.

[mario's big surprise]

Pretty short and simplistic but that was quite a big surprise indeed.

[ExciteBike Spoof]

Pretty entertaining. What was an Elephant doing on the tracks?

[Super Mario Killer Jump]

Never jump too high you might just bump your head. In the end Mario still got the Mushroom but it only made his head grow.

[Do the Mario!]

Mario and Luigi: Until next time everybody, Do The Mario!

[Talking Flower Shitpost]

I still don’t understand the whole talking flower thing.

[Mario: Benny Hill Style]

The good old days of sprite based videos. Good times.

[Piranha Plant Parade (SMB3)]

It looks pretty good in the SMB3 style. I got Super Mario Bros. Wonder for Christmas yesterday along with the remake of Super Mario RPG. Wonder really has that Alice in Wonderland vibe to it. (The 1951 Disney animated film, not the book which I hear is scary). But that’s probably intentional. Overall I enjoy both games so far.