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[Deal with Putin]

A bit simplistic in terms of gameplay but it does take me back to my days in middle school when I would spend my days on Newgrounds watching silly videos and playing silly games which often involved killing people that are hated throughout the world. I wish we could go back to those times.

[Volcano Maintenance]

This is a fun little game.

[Super Mario Scene Creator]

Kinda a successor to Mario paint and a precursor to Mario Maker. Yes it’s a bit simplistic but it can still be enjoyable.

[Toss the Turtle]

A fun little game. Seems like a more brutal version of Angry Birds and the Home Run Contest that first appeared in Super Smash Bros. Melee. At least the poor turtle doesn’t die when you toss him (except when he hits the spikes). The blue turtle at the title screen looks a lot like Squirtel except for the tail.

[Kill Old Man from Zelda!!]

I remember playing this game from all those years ago back when everyone hung out on Newgrounds instead of YouTube. It was pretty humorous and creative in ways to kill the Old Man. I also remember reading all the Old Man’s insults to the player before actually trying to kill him. A wooden sword isn’t going to be much help out in the forest.

[Nearverse]

A nice fun little shooter game. It can be a little bit challenging at times however.

[Madness Roulette]

Reminds me of a game my brother and I played on this very site years ago back in the day. It was Pico vs The Uber Kids. I would never play Rock, Paper, Scissors in real life if Russian Roulette was involved.

[Bush Shoot-Out]

A classic in flash game history. If only our Presidents’ would actually try to fight terrorists by putting the law into their own hands. People honestly need to put the law in their own hands more often. Just letting the authorities take care of it isn’t always satisfying enough. On a side note I don’t give a crap about politics and I find that topic quite boring.

[Zelda: Lampshade]

Why is this rated T? There is no violence whatsoever in this game. Also I get the point of the hearts being there because it’s Zelda. But they seem a little out of place with no enemies to fight. I also liked the cameos from other game characters.

[Bloody Rage]

A classic game I used to play on this site all the time back in the day. Also give you credit for unique choices of characters and seemingly endless creative possibilities. You were also pretty creative with changing the characters names to avoid copyright.